100,000 sperm and You were the fastest?

A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.

A 20th century man... The guy has no future.

A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.

A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.

A brain like a BB in a boxcar / box of Corn Flakes.

A couple of slates short of a full roof.

A couplet short of a sonnet.

A cup and saucer short of a place setting.

A day late and a dollar short.

A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.

A dope you are and dope will remain. Completely unlike cocaine.

A doughnut short of being a cop.

A few beads short in her rosary.

A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of music before; I always thought he sounded just like Yogi Bear.

After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.

All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.

All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe thatmany people are to blame for producing you.

All of your ancestors must number in the millions; its hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.

All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.

All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?

And your cry-baby whiny assed opinion would be?

Another dopeless hope fiend!

Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.