"Stop The Count!"
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A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.Afterward the doctor comes out with the results."I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says."You're dying, and you don't have much time left.""Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?""Ten," the doctor says sadly."Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?""Nine...""Eight...""Seven..."
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